Dear Standard Party Supply Co.,
I'm trying to find a fun way to make my upcoming Zoom dinner with my bubbe more memorable. I'd love to give her a laugh and a story to tell her friends. Do you have any ideas?
Flustered in Florida
Dear Flustered in Florida,
First of all, an adorable dinner with your grandmother? If you're single, caaaalllll me. But let's get to the issue at hand. The odds of your grandmother having a neck tattoo are relatively low. (But if she does - get it, granny!) We recommend sending a pack of our tattoo serviettes her way. Based on our in-depth "what's the average price of a paper napkin" Google search, they're relatively inexpensive and deliver plenty of bang for the buck. All your bubbe has to do is write something fun on it with a Sharpie, cut out the heart and use a little water to apply it. The tattoo will last long enough for a good screen grab or Instagram but it will be off by the end of the meal. There are 12 napkins per package so you can keep the extras around in a drawer for your first post-pandemic pizza party. Or for that first date with a Standard Party Supply Co. co-CEO who loves a man who loves his family. You know, whatever.
Simply the best,
M + S
Each package has 12 napkins.
Truth in advertising: these definitely work best when you cut them out with scissors. You can tear them but it'll look a little more like the safety pin & pen tattoo your friend gave you on the 8th grade class trip to Washington D.C. Just me? Well, we all make choices.