We wouldn't dare make a pun about watching what you spend- or all eyes being on you. But we are both at the age where we're regularly putting tiger balm on aching joints - so both puns fit our profile. Also, is it cold in here? Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh, right.
This funny pack has pockets in the rear for your driver's license / Diner's Club card one side and smart phone / Pop Tart on the other. The glittery eyelashes unzip, allowing you to store items beneath those gorgeous shadowy eyelids. You can also stash secrets away in both pupils. The waist/chest band extends to 42".
We collaborated on the Funny Packs with Irma Villa, who owns Villa's Tailor in Oakland, CA. Every single dollar of your $50 purchase goes directly to Irma. She is an amazing artist and also, quite possibly, the kindest person.